That's strange,they are in my house too but I don't worry as I know where they are leading me :-)
Hi Sarah - Beware, you're only one step away from getting magazines for the Impractical Boatowner i.e. "Classic Boat" and "Wooden Boat." Then its gets really worrying (and expensive!)
Naah, just give in to the inevitable conclusion and enjoy it. Should Chertsey worry though like an only child expecting a new sister?
A boat is only proper if it is made of wood.
Aaagh! He has gone over to the Dark Side.