This is what my kitchen looked like when I first viewed the house:
and this is what it looks like now:
Today I have been to the mysterious Crystal Peaks (well, I think it was Mossborough really; it certainly wasn't very crystalline) to look at kitchen units and to Chesterfield to look at worktops and sinks. I've looked at tiles in Walkley and cookers online. I've ordered a hob from Amazon and identified an oven in Currys. A new boiler will be coming along with a plumber in the next week or so, and will not be installed in the kitchen. It's all very exciting.